My dear neighbours,
I know that I’m not the smartest of our kind. But, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for this night. It isn’t a big deal, but every 31st of December you make me feel better and wiser by blowing all your money in the air and enjoying blowing up stuff that cost you tens/hundreds of euros. It’s true that I feel sad seeing that shallow joy on your eyes while looking up in the sky. I don’t know what do you see, but I only see how life was cruel towards you and how tomorrow you’ll be poorer than today.
With no further ado, I sincerely thank you for making me feel better on this night. I really do appreciate it,
With some respect, your not so dearest neighbour,